jokes

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.

what MORAL do u get???

An IDEA can change y! our wife.
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???? ???

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and man jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?


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the answer is .........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!